Are your dimensions 190-160-190? So what? So let’s go to the beach tanning, swimming, and enjoying your perfect Ruben’s shapes. As we all know sex is a mind affair, the body is only one of a possible sparks. Eventually “It’s important how you touch, not as you look like” said once to me a lady. She was thin like a paper.
Below I publish some pics of plus size tankini which I found fashionable, and cute. Don’t attach to the black ones only because someone told you that you’ll look better in black. Black is boring, extremely boring. It makes you look serious and heavy. Try to find something more joyful. Let’s imagine a tankini with printed interior of butchery on it. That would be something sexy. A lot of greasy, dead meat on your breasts and belly. But who understands Monthy Python nowadays? Only me? Shame on you.
A few days ago I had a chance to watch Discovery channel, or National Geographic maybe, a documental about the fattest people on earth. And it was like a revelation for me that they weight is only half of a tone bigger than mine. Not a tone, just half of it. Yes, they don’t move a lot. Well, they don’t move at all. There was something missing in this politically correct movie. There was a missing question: how did they come to such a state? To come to 450kgs one has to it a lot. When he was 100kgs weight he eaten, when he was 150kgs he had to eat even more and so on… Why don’t they stop eating so much earlier? Doctors say: they are ill. It’s a serious illness. I understand but… I don’t understand. Let’s say your weight is 120kgs. And why don’t you stop eating simply? It works. I know that it’s a dangerous comparison, on the border of demagogy, but there was no obesity problem in Soviet camps. Not eating or eating very little doesn’t conduct to the death necessarily. On the contrary, in many cases it’s the only way to live like a human. Well, very funny topic of the article, indeed.
I want tell you where did I found these tankinis below because I would have to advertise some online shops. The problem is that for some mysterious reason 99% of swimwear sold in these shops are extremely ugly and disgusting. Maybe they sold better designs in real shops and trash on internet? I don’t know. Anyway: a short collection of fashionable plus size tankinis.
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Plus Size Tankini 1
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Plus Size Tankini 2
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Plus Size Tankini 3
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Tankinis Plus Size 4
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Tankinis Plus Size 5
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Tankinis Plus Size 6
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