Hot sin from Bali

You want to watch hot models in mini bikini. Where are they in real life? Off screen where can they be found? After all you don’t want to spend your life as a stupid guy exciting yourself with pictures, but you want to meet real women in thongs. They are on the beaches, of course. Where? This post is about the hottest beaches around the world. I write about some places, you decide where, when, and with whom.

Hot oceans

First let’s look at the map of hot waters around the globe. The assumption I make is obvious: the hotter the ocean currents, less cold are the women in bikini swimsuits who we are searching for. I’ve decided as well not to choose the most obvious places. We all know about Rio de Janeiro, Bahamas, and so on. I wanted to see if we may meet some hot bikini girls on less popular beaches.

Hot models from Salvador

Salvador hot bikini

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We can see on the map two very hot bikini places in Central America on the Pacific Side. One seems to be in Costa Rica, second one near Salvador. Costa Rica is too obvious, so I’ve done research on Salvador. Look what I’ve found. Happiness is easy. The fact that most beaches are unattended by lifeguards is not a problem from my point of view. I’ve also found something really funny.

On the first website you can visit putting “beach Salvador” in Google on the top of the site there’s a banner shouting with red letters: “some of Salvador’s most beautiful Atlantic beaches can be affected by strong currents, particularly during high tide”. Dear author of this very useful disinformation. Take into the account that most of the people are not idiots, and they perfectly know that Salvador’s ocean is called Pacific, not Atlantic.

Hot models from Venezuela

On the other side of the continent we have obvious hot spots like Dominican Republic or Brazil, so let’s look into communist Venezuela. Are wives and daughters of communist imbeciles open to free trade, exchange of ideas and genes?

Hot bikini from Venezuela

5 minutes later: Ok, it seems too easy in Venezuela; it seems like women do nothing apart from going to hot bikini beaches, smiling and posing for pictures in the most nothing covering mini bikini. Communism has fallen in Russia and one week later there were millions of women ready to marry anyone from countries where people believe in less sadistic ideologies. Can you imagine what will happen after the death of Chavez or Castro? (Or maybe the last one mentioned has passed already? Not yet? What a pity.)

Any hot girl in Liberia?

Reality in Liberia

The next hot spot on the world map seems to be near Liberia. A little bit risky taking into account that the place is nowadays famous for war and massacres, not for freedom, liberty, or string bikini girls. But LIBERIA is a virtual art studio and a virtually free country (no taxes, no law, some moral laws however) who makes this site where you are now running, so let’s see if the women there are like Latinas on the other side of the ocean.

Hot models from Sierra Leone

5 minutes later: I give up. I’ve found two interesting pics. I think that the first one explains why hot ocean currents are not sufficient criteria to easily become a ladies man. It seems that men on some shores treat the fact that they are men very seriously. I’ve found only a few hot models in neighboring Sierra Leone. Well, let’s move to the other side of the continent.

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Any women in thongs in Madagascar?

The next hot spot seems to lie between Tanzania and Madagascar. Zanzibar is too famous, let’s see what’s going on in Madagascar. My ancestor was a king there about 200 years ago. According to my knowledge they killed him fast (his name was Beniowski). Did he want to introduce monogamy? I don’t think so. I assume my ancestor has some common genes with me. He loved women in thongs […]

[…] Ok, it was a total error. No hot bikini, no mini bikini, only hot. Bye, bye Africa.

Hot Sumatra

[…] There’s apparently a problem in Africa. I continue my research in Asia. Next red spots are in Ceylon, Sumatra, Papua New Guinea. Is there any hot bikini beach there? Where?

[…] Dear post reader. I’m very sorry, the only fine thing I’ve found in three countries mentioned above was a picture of this house in Sumatra. But as it has nothing to do with a hot bikini I have to admit that my politically correct idea to search for some soft erotic photos from the beaches all over the world was wrong. Apparently there are only two sister cultures, European and Latin-American, that understand that women’s bodies in bikinis are not a sign of the devil, but of the god of pleasure and joy. So I’ll finish my post with beaches from: Goa, Ko Phanghan, Bali, Australia, Hawaii, Tahiti.

Hot model form Goa versus Ko Phanghan

Goa hot bikini

Generally speaking hot bikinis from Goa are disappointing. It looks like the party has moved to other places already. I chose one because the top of the girl is very original with a traditional Hindu pattern. So where’s the party? In Ko Phangan. Full moon party in the images below, don’t miss half noon party, more quiet than the first one. Mushrooms are imported from Europe I guess. Only one hot bikini and second tankini girl, but as you see the crowd is huge enough to find anything you wish. Exactly like Leicester Square, Champs Elysees, la Rambla, Damrak or Bangla Road.

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Australia versus Bali

Australia too hot bikini

Here are some images straight from Aussie beaches. Would you like to go there? How many can you see? A hundred hot girls in mini bikini, 200, 300 maybe?

Bali hot bikini

I won’t go. Too many for me. Seeing so many women in thongs one wants to change the website he’s visiting at once. I think I’ll finish this post and go to pub full of men watching soccer , Barcelona – Inter let’s say. (The editor of this post has changed the word football, I don’t agree with her, I’m talking about football. Maybe in US you call it soccer, but we call it football.) I mean to do something more interesting then watching all these hot Australian’s girls. Really too many. Bali is utterly a different story.

Look at these women. What sensuality! I’ve thought about going to Hawaii and Tahiti as well, but I think Bali is a wonderful place to finish our journey today. The problem is that after traveling all around Google Earth I didn’t find anything I didn’t already know. All this travel has proved only that I was right with my clichés. Hot bikini women who wear hot bikini swimwear live in Central and South America, some places in California, Florida, Ibiza, Cote d’Azur and in some tropical islands in Asia and Pacific. Nothing new under the sun.