Who has the best bikini body? Kim Kardashian? Paris Hilton? Adriana Lima? Lady Gaga? Naomi Campbell? Pamela Anderson? Rihanna? Britney Spears? Gwen Stefani? Shakira? Madonna? Jennifer Lopez? None of them. Vote for the best bikini body: 12 unknown women hidden under the names of models, pop stars, actresses. My choice is…
I present a list and pictures of my top 12 favorite string bikini bodies. I don’t know the names of these girls, nor their emails unfortunately, so for this reason I’ll use names of the most popular pop stars, singers, models or actresses as labels to distinguish these girls (I don’t like to use numbers). Here’s my private list of factors I use to rate the girls and the pictures:
bikini body – how perfect is her body, how soft are the lines of her figure; this is totally subjective opinion of course
bikini swimwear – how nice is her bikini; how original and stylish
bikini girl – how cute is the girl, what does her face expression tell me about her
bikini picture – how good is the picture, what do I think about the photography itself
bikini sex appeal – how sexy is the final impression, and why I would like to go to bed with her (or not)
There are 0 to 10 points in every category, so every hot model can receive from 0 to 50 points in total. Let’s see what will happen…
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Vote for your dream bikini body!
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1. Kim Kardashian
bikini body: Her body is almost perfect. Thin waist and the lines from the waist to the hips and legs are just perfect. And small, high breast give the impression of freshness. 10 points for this fruit.
bikini swimwear: I like the bottom strings. Top is original also, the form is clean, but it has somehow disturbing texture. I’m not sure about it but if she enters the water in this bikini the whole effect can disappear. It looks like cotton, not like spandex, so this bikini is probably great for the photo session, not so much for the beach: this small doubt is worth my 2 subjective points so, 8 points in this category
bikini girl: she’s very cute of course, but there’s a shadow of distrust on her face, her look is a little bit cold, distant. She can be an interesting, intelligent person but here I don’t care about it, I write about pictures, not about people. I gave her 6 points.
bikini picture: I like a lot this picture: the colors, the delicate harmony between lines of her hips and shoulders, the sensuality of the movement. However there’s a lack of originality of this picture. Everything is good but there’s no thing that could provoke us to shout: wow! 7 points for this reason.
bikini sex appeal: Her body is perfect, the shot is fine, however her look keep me distant. The high note: 7 points, is due mainly to her amazing hips and legs.
total score: 38 points
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2. Paris Hilton
bikini body: The girl on the second picture has also a perfect body. It’s a pure dream, nothing to add, nothing to criticize, 10 points of course.
bikini swimwear: I like a lot this bikini mainly due to its originality. However once again if it’s made of jeans it won’t be very useful on the beach. And it looks like jeans, not like spandex. 7 points for the swimwear.
bikini girl: Unfortunately we don’t see her eyes, but her face expression is strong, she seem to be very open person. I would like to give her 10 points but I give 9 because of hidden look.
bikini picture: The picture is just fine, nothing wrong, nothing bad. But it’s not as sensible, as sexual as the first one. 6 points for the shot.
bikini sex appeal: She’s just great. Her face expression and body language are at the peak of the possibilities. 10 points.
total score: 42 points
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3. Adriana Lima
bikini body: The third girl is quite different from 2 previous. Personally I’m amazed by her body with one serious doubt: her breasts are so perfect that it looks like silicone. I don’t know, so 8 points.
bikini swimwear: I like it too but I think this pattern over the bikini is unnecessary. 8 points again.
bikini girl: There are a lot of details I like about her, her look, figure and movement but there’s one small thing that disturbs me: her nails. It looks cheap. It seems like she’s not aware of how good is she and she adds too many elements. 8 points.
bikini picture: I’ve a problem to rate this shot because on the one hand I like a lot the background corresponding with her natural, Thai beauty, but there’s a disorder and trash on the ground, on the beach. It looks like good shot of the third class photographer. 7 points.
bikini sex appeal: Well, although I don’t like her nails her sex appeal is a killer one. The expression of her face is extremely strong and sexual. At least 10 points.
total score: 41 points
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4. Lady Gaga
bikini body: This is the first picture in this series of a woman seeing from behind. I give 10 points in this category. Her body is not so perfect like previous ones but the femininity is obvious and very strong.
bikini swimwear: We can’t see this bikini well but there are at least two factors that makes it perfect for her: strings similar to her hair and its color complimentary the color of her skin. 9 points because we can’t see the front.
bikini girl: Unfortunately we don’t see her face. We can only suppose that she has a good taste (perfectly chosen bikini) and that she’s very feminine (the gesture of raised hands into her hair). I would like to give more, 7 because we can’t see her.
bikini picture: It’s almost perfect. There’s nothing disturbing the subject, a total absence of cheap stupid tricks. There’s a clear subject: a woman body on the beach, and nothing more. I like a lot this shot: 9 points.
bikini sex appeal: Once again: it’s hard to say not seeing her face. But I think sex appeal is not necessarily linked with face, at least not always. And it’s this case: I gave her 10 points for sex appeal.
total score: 45 points
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5. Naomi Campbell
bikini body: This amazing girl is a little bit less perfectly shaped than the previous 4. We can’t be sure however, semitransparent tunic covers a part of her body. 8 points.
bikini swimwear: I’m amazed by this bikini. This is of course only bottom and a tunic but the overall impression is great. It’s original, sexy, feminine, semitransparent, and topless. But I still consider it as a bikini. 10 points.
bikini girl: I don’t know again, once again we don’t see her face, we can just imagine. Her style makes me think that she’s great woman and lover. 8 points.
bikini picture: I’m fan of this shot. It’s simple, original, in the right place, seems natural and professional in the same time. 9 points.
bikini sex appeal: She’s extremely appealing. It’s one of the better bikini picture I’ve seen. I would only change the nails color into blue. 9 points.
total score: 44 points
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6. Pamela Anderson
bikini body: 10 points. If someone could find a reason not to give her the highest score let me know it. It’s just perfect.
bikini swimwear: 10 points. This is one of the most amazing bikini design I’ve ever seen. I can’t give less than 10 points. Something between bikini and tankini.
bikini girl: 10 points. I adore her face, I beg your pardon, I think she’s extremely interesting woman.
bikini picture: The picture itself is correct however it was a “subject”, and not a photographer, who make it great. 6 points.
bikini sex appeal: Very high, but there are some girls with higher sex drive I dare say. 9 points in this category.
total score: 45 points
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7. Rihanna
bikini body: Yes, this is definitely bikini body we are looking for. Partly hidden fabulous shape of the girl is worth 9 points. Just because I like a little bit more full figures.
bikini swimwear: I like a lot this bikini with short skirt and short pareo. It looks great, 9 points.
bikini girl: This is a kind of a woman’s beauty I’m very attracted to. This is it: 10 points. I like expression of her face as well as the overall posture and taste.
bikini picture: Very simple, good shot. I like classicism, simplicity of lines and asymmetry of hands. Very well colors chosen. 9 points.
bikini sex appeal: Very attractive bikini woman, picture and overall experience is also positive. 8 points only because there are some more appealing pics in this series.
total score: 45 points
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8. Britney Spears
bikini body: She’s not so perfectly shaped as other girls, so 6 points only, but there are some other reasons for which I’ve included this shot into the series.
bikini swimwear: This bikini is just good, but nothing exceptional. I give it 7 points.
bikini girl: I like her very much. Unfortunately she wears glasses but her pose, smile, tattoo make very good impression on me. 9 points.
bikini picture: The picture is rather casual, I can’t rate it high, everybody could take this shot. 6 points.
bikini sex appeal: Well, this is the reason why I’ve introduced here. Maybe not the best photo, not the best bikini, or bikini body neither, but her sex appeal is fantastic! 10 points for her.
total score: 38 points
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9. Gwen Stefani
bikini body: I was not sure about introducing this pic here but her body looks great, exactly what we are looking for: 10 points
bikini swimwear: I like a lot her bikini and pareo also. Very nice color and design. 10 points.
bikini girl: This is just not my cup of tea. I prefer smiling, exotic or more mysterious women. This is very subjective opinion of course, but only 6 points.
bikini picture: I don’t like this photo. The only one good thing in this picture is her leg moved a step higher, the rest is bad. The background is bad, the situation is strange. 5 points.
bikini sex appeal: Well I’ve to admit that her sex appeal is very high in spite of not being “my type”. She’s really attractive and for sure she has a high sex drive. 10 points.
total score: 39 points
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10. Shakira
bikini body: This photo is quite different from previous. The girl’s body is perfect but I’m too old for such thin girls. 7 points.
bikini swimwear: Great design but I’m not sure about the pattern on the bottom. The top is one of the best I’ve ever seen. 9 points.
bikini girl: Hard to say because the overall impression is impersonal. This is not “human being” but a German perfection. Too cold for me, 7 points.
bikini picture: Well, the picture is very, very good. And this is obvious photographer work in it. 10 points for the photographer.
bikini sex appeal: Yes and no. It’s beautiful but it’s too artificial. The sexuality is hidden behind the perfection. 7 points.
total score: 40 points
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11. Madonna
bikini body: The second picture taken from the behind and once again although I can’t see her face nor breasts I’m amazed. Yes, this is what we call bikini body. Absolutely 10 points.
bikini swimwear: 9 points and no more only because I can’t see the front of the top. The rest is high class design of course.
bikini girl: It’s a pure enigma unfortunately. Maybe she deserves 10 points, maybe she deservers 0. I give her 6 points.
bikini picture: This is just a correct shot of the fashion show. I don’t see anything special in it besides this correctness. 7 points.
bikini sex appeal: 10 points. Why? I’m amazed by what I see. Who cares about eyes seeing a woman in such bikini and with so perfectly shaped rear on the beach?
total score: 42 points
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12. Jennifer Lopez
bikini body: And the last one candidate for Oscar in this game. 9 points for the body. Why not 10? Because I’ve an impression of a huge effort performed to shape this body. I prefer more natural perfection.
bikini swimwear: Well, it’s funny of course, but too exaggerated for me. Of course we are balancing on the border of pornography, and I feel that we are touching the line here. 7 points.
bikini girl: I like the expression of her face, but without exclamation. Just a girl next door. 7 points.
bikini picture: Nothing special, I’ve seen better shots. 6 points.
bikini sex appeal: Of course she’s sexually appealing but this is a little bit too vulgar as for me. 8 points.
total score: 37 points
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7 Rihanna, 4 Lady Gaga, and 6 Pamela Anderson – here are my top three bikini bodies. What’s yours? If you would like to add any pictures or polls to the above one we are preparing software to make it possible in a simple way. Check it in few weeks.